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How many of those advertisers will spend their 30 seconds telling a compelling story? How many of them will get more value out of those ads than they would out of the same money spent in targeted direct marketing?

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I know what you mean, Bryan. Thanks for the comment. Two good points, Jen. Billy Mays never got me to want to buy Oxywhatever, and I have exactly the same non-need for each. There is simply no other way to put a brand on the map instantaneously than the SB. You could sell a shit load of sham wows on the super bowl with a demonstration of cleaning up spilled beer, except most people would be too drunk to remember to call. Vince Offer is business man possessing a keen commercial brain in a competitive market who operates the end to end functions of telemarketing.

We picked these up for a fairly specific purpose: we go shelling every year on vacation, and have a kit of stuff packed to make it easier on us to throw everything in the car and go. These were for letting everything dry out after it was cleaned, since we'd always manage to forget spare towels, and everything tended to dry very slowly while the whole balcony smelled of soap and hints of bleach on normal towels; these did the job much more quickly without the smell.

These worked wonderfully, and we can bundle the lot of them up in the travel kit easily for a great stow and go solution. I had forgotten about Shamwow until I saw this, while looking for something else and remembered the time I dropped a gallon of iced tea on the floor in my storage room where I had been storing clothes.

I had a lot of clothes I had been sorting nearby and it would have been a headache had they gotten wet, but I had a Shamwow right there on the shelf and I snatched it up and layer it over the spill and like magic, that one Shamwow soaked up all that liquid like magic! Then Imjust tossed it in the washing machine. Love it! I wouldn't be without them. The large yellow ones are great for the big things. Blue ones are smaller and lighter weight.

Even when I use them and if they get a tear in them, I tend to use my fingernails underneath as a pointed tool to get whatever needs a little more pressure so it may tear Early in , Offer got into a physical altercation with an alleged prostitute in Miami Beach, landing both an arrest by local police. The woman bit Offer's tongue and wouldn't let go, according to the police report, prompting a story spawned a viral mugshot and unflattering headlines.

According to Offer, the incident happened after a hour drinking binge. Maybe there's some sad, ShamWow sponsored diver out there who actually does, but it's definitely not the norm.

The commercial also claims you can use it as bathmat, which is probably true. You could use an old t-shirt as a bathmat if you wanted to — seriously, no one can stop you — but a bathmat that was meant to be a bathmat is clearly going to be a better bathmat.

Don't even get us started on the line "made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff.