South park zip line makes fun of

Dude, it's just a fever blister! Heh, did you hear that guys? Kenny said it's just a fever blister. That's herpes, dude. You got that shit till you die. It's the idyllic spring break getaway with friends and laughter. Hey, you guys here for the 2 o'clock zipline tour? All right, let me get you some helmet and some gear and we'll get up there and hit that fresh nar nar. I th-I think that's when we started realizing, "Oh wow, this is actually pretty dangerous.

Okay, just follow me over to the waiting room and we'll have you take a seat with the others. We have to do this with other people? Woman 1. Man 1. Woman 2. The boys have just made a sobering discovery. How are you? Alright, our last zipliners are here. Man 2. Sorry we made you wait, everybody. Inside Kyle's mouth, the muscles contract to force a smile, even though in his brain, Kyle is thinking, "Dude, fuck you! We don't mind. We thought things would start getting fun, but Welcome to Backcountry Adventures!

Well hey there Michael! I don't know, ten, maybe fifteen minutes of pure hell. Oh, and don't forget Back to you, Michael. Thanks Michael. I have a question: Can we review the best ways to hold a rope again? You're gonna make us all listen to it again 'cause you couldn't understand?

Let's get out there and get zippin'! The boys think their ordeal is over, but what they don't realize is that things are about to go from bad to worse. Here we go guys! Guide 1. The zipliners head for it]. How, how long do we have to take the shuttle? It's about forty-five minutes.

It's a devastating blow. For Kyle, it's almost too much to bear. Well, come on, we don't have a choice. The shuttle ride, later. It sure is bumpy. Alright guys, should be about forty five minutes to the freshest nar nar. Why don't we go around the van and get to know each other a little bit?

Uh that's okay. Man 3. Well my name's Pete Nichols and this is my wife Donna, and uh They uhhh been livin' there about twenty years now, and uh, long story short, they told us that as long as we were in the Rockies we should try ziplining, so, long story short, we looked around in the newspapers and on the Internet and We're gettin' close.

Are you guys gettin' psyched?! But what the boys don't realize is that a massie storm is brewing. It has already started to tear down the layers of barbeque BK toppers that have been building up for months.

Dude, did you fart?! Alright buys, we're here! Both Stan and Kenny look sleepy]. Thank God. The pad is attached to a pine tree]. Alright, here we are. Looks like we got some good nar to zipline through today.

Uh, but before we climb up and start ziplining, does anyone care to know about these trees' biology? The trees' biology? We are running a little late, but if anyone really wants to know, we could take a few minutes. I think we're good. Okay, well, this is a Ponderosa pine. It covers a more extensive area than other Ameri-. Alright, remember to keep your clear of the cable and just let your equipment do the work.

Alright, you ready? Alright, let's hear you say "Zipliiine! Alright, nice zip! How was it, Cartman? Totally fuckin' stupid, dude! Yeah dude, it's fuckin' boring as shit! Alright Kyle, give me a "Zipliiine! The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

Major Boobage. In a South Park homage to the film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. Medicinal Fried Chicken. Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. You're Getting Old. Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships. Raising The Bar. Trapped inside the shuttle, the boys are forced to spend quality time with the tour group. The food in Cartman's stomach begins to turn, as the boys finally arrive at the top of the mountain.

The ziplining tour continues and the boys find themselves totally trapped. Cartman's stomach condition worsens, and the boys turn on each other. The ziplining tour breaks for lunch, and the boys devise a plan to escape.

The boys' plan to escape via horseback riding turns out to be a terrible mistake. This is not the first time South Park was sympathetic to a feminist perspective. Sometimes a position is as good as the face people give it. The Hobbit marks another time where South Park defends a position by evoking feelings of sympathy. In any good conflict, both sides have a point. If only one side is reduced to a caricature to mock, the morality becomes black and white, leaving an ideological lecture.

All of these sides are ripe for mocking, but they were excluded in favor of a feminism-versus-the-world narrative.

Such a simplistic approach expands egos, not awareness. I expect better from a champion of social commentary.